Dindril and Kona (anyone else can join in, but be prepaired for the possability to be catapulted out.)

"The kind that's easy to dine-and-dash with, please."

"Chocolate it is!" Kona turns around. "Fine, then who do I address as my *buddy*?"

"Dindril," Then he looks at Larken, "and I can be as illiterate as I what, 'cause i'm fat."

"As if obesity affects the literacy of a man or woman," Larken says with a scoff. "Read a book."

"then what about larken? I had her join this chat to be my friend. Thats her entire purpose. Unless she's *someone else*" Kona goes to get the cake.

"Reading is for people who like to read. My illiteracy is caused almost entirely by... because i feel like it." Then he begins singing to himself.
"I Look out the Window, I see the sun in the sky, for now,
It is not for me
Stories of old times, Black Book of Lies with no reason nor rhymes
No secrets, no disguise..."

Kona comes into the room "Cakeee!"

"MEOW! CAKE!"

"Ok, Larken~ Be that character that you made in that one topic, like that we all put our made up characters in. because Dindrils gonna dash after he dines. and I need a friend." Kona says, facing Larken.

Larken mutters a curse word. "Sure, but is it going to continue in this slapstick comedy type writing style? I'm no good at that."

"Who said i was gunna do that?" Then he grabs the cake, darts his eyes back and forth, and pulls out a small bottle. The cake desolves as he herds the particles into the bottle, then he recaps the suddenly open bottle, and backs out of the cafe.

"well you can just go along with what we're saying. but you have to be my friend." Kona explains.

"So then it's slapstick comedy." She reassured Kona with a slight grit on her lip. Her hands went into her pockets and her eyes watched Dindril coldly.

"AAAHH!!, how did you find me on the ceiling... i thought it was a good hiding place to."

Kona looks around. "Uhh... Where are all the employees? Cause according to Seth's thingy then she works for the Kira task force." Kona gasps. "So you work with L?"

Lark let out a laugh. "Yeah... Sure, I suppose," she said, quietly. "A heavenly gift, it is."

"Seth! I'm so jealous of you right now!" Kona admires Seth.

Dindril's phone begins to ring. "I have a phone? Sence when? Whatever..." He answers the phone. "Mhmm... Mhmm... yes... mhmm... i understand... huh, what? Sorry, i wan't listening.... k... who? You greet him, i'm eating cake! Chocolate cake... yes. Bye" He then hangs up. Then looks down. "By the way, Kira killed someone new."

Larken grabs Seth by the arm and forces her forward. "They're calling me Seth. Take my place, all mighty stand in."

Seth blinks a few times. "Damn it, it's Dusty. DUSTY."

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzatezzzzzzzzztoomuchzzzzzzzzzzcakezzzzzzzzzzzzz...."

"Oh well. Then i'll call you dusty. Wait, are you and Larken the same person?" Kona blinks. "...Whichever I was talking to. (larken) then Seth/Dusty can go away. Cuz I was talking to Larken, and was praising her for working with L... well accually depends. Which one of you is nicer?" Kona turns around, and puts her arms around her chest.

"This is boring! I'm gunna go kill something." Dindril hops to the floor and walks out the front door.

Seth drew back and blinked again. "Yeah, we're the same person," she said.

Larken yawned. "Gawd. This is so boring..."

"well then lets go to some place." kona explains her thinking, "I was thinking that we could go see L but we need someone else to RP." Looks at Dindrils mark in the ceiling. HINT HINT!

Dindril pokes his head back into the cafe, its splattered with blood. "Just so you know, the cafe is currently facing impending doom." He then steps back out.